[decal]

"Grandson Wants Russian Authorities to Investigate Stalin’s Death"

How fitting, since Stalin almost certainly had Lenin spliced.

What does Helen Thomas have to say about all this? She was one of Joe's chippies, you know...

[Bender2]

I'm broken hearted, if you must know... And I will be leading a crusade to have Dick Cheney pay for this horrible crime!

Helen, you ignorant slut, STFU! And let me make this perfectly clear... I'll come down there and beat the living crap out of you!