Luis Guitierrez is Puerto Rican and an alumnus of the University of Puerto Rico, where he became good friends with a leftist professor of mine.
I've heard that he also has ambitions to be mayor of Chicago. I can't believe that I'm saying this, but Daley looks good compared to him. But Mrs. Southside has her heart set on our moving to Indiana so, if Gutierez's ambitions are ever realized, we'll at least have safe harbor there.