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1 posted on 03/17/2006 10:43:15 AM PST by DallasMike
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To: DallasMike

I guess you just can't make this stuff up.


2 posted on 03/17/2006 10:44:25 AM PST by mlc9852
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To: DallasMike
Gee, the manual for my car says that the catalytic converter may start a fire if parked over dry grass. I guess they didn't read the manual.

/johnny

3 posted on 03/17/2006 10:45:36 AM PST by JRandomFreeper (D@mit! I'm just a cook. Don't make me come over there and prove it!)
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To: DallasMike

http://www.cowabduction.com/


4 posted on 03/17/2006 10:47:16 AM PST by Froufrou
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5 posted on 03/17/2006 10:47:51 AM PST by Termite_Commander (Warning: Cynical Right-winger Ahead)
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To: DallasMike
They parked their cars in the hot grass...

Somehow I think the reporter meant that the grass got hot and combusted after making contact with some hot part of the cars. If not, that was sure some hot grass!

6 posted on 03/17/2006 10:48:22 AM PST by Gator101
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To: Slings and Arrows
This is not a ping.....repeat....This is not a ping

Headline alone is worth it!

7 posted on 03/17/2006 10:48:30 AM PST by The SISU kid (Scoliosis Pomegranate Polk (my new Blues name))
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To: DallasMike
Birdie, Birdie in the sky

Why'd you do that in my eye?

Gee, I'm glad that cows don't fly..........

8 posted on 03/17/2006 10:48:41 AM PST by Red Badger (And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
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To: DallasMike

10 posted on 03/17/2006 10:50:42 AM PST by B Knotts
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To: DallasMike

it is hard to see through the windshield wipers when following a cattle truck


11 posted on 03/17/2006 10:53:46 AM PST by sure_fine (*not one to over kill the thought process*)
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To: DallasMike

13 posted on 03/17/2006 10:58:23 AM PST by Jaxter ("Vivit Post Funera Virtus")
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To: DallasMike
This has to be sent to the attention of Dave Barry.

Perhaps it will encourage him to get back into writing his column.

20 posted on 03/17/2006 11:22:28 AM PST by C210N (Bush SPYED, Terrorists DIED!)
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To: DallasMike

Now thats a headline you don't see everyday.......


21 posted on 03/17/2006 11:23:00 AM PST by badpacifist (Schadenfreude from the show me state)
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To: DallasMike

I live in Seguin now and it was a mess, This all happend about a mile from my house and I had no idea till it was over.

Comedy of errors

the Keystone cops heard cattle and Illegals oh and burn a couple of cars up as well


27 posted on 03/17/2006 12:04:31 PM PST by Rightly Biased (Valor is a Gift.Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes)
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