EXXXCUUUUSSE ME!!! What am I, chopped liver?
I'm the one who never has a bad hair day. Even WKB said so... and I don't have to spend a fortune on butch wax like he does. Plus, I spend less time on my hair than Bourbon does on his. (Or is it my hair spent less time on me?)
Whichever, you just gotta embrace the shine!
You are most certainly NOT chopped liver!
Embrace the shine cause it looks GREAT on you! ;o)
Not many men can "wear their hair" like that.
They don't have such a nicely shaped head.
It's "you", NerdDad!
Excellent point.
No one wants to see me if I don't comb my hair in the morning. I am confident I could have hippie-white-guy dreadlocks in a matter of weeks, if I let myself go completely.