To: bourbon
do I hear tumblers tinkling, bongs clearing and strippers writhing in the background?
(joking)
82 posted on
03/18/2006 9:01:01 PM PST by
wardaddy
(why are so many lesbicans cops?......and why do they hate me?)
To: wardaddy; bourbon
LOL --- have fun you two, and good nite.
84 posted on
03/18/2006 9:02:07 PM PST by
onyx
(IF ONLY 10% of Muslims are radical, that's still 120 MILLION who want to kill us.)
To: wardaddy
Heh. I wish. Just dorking out on FR and watching TV.
86 posted on
03/18/2006 9:05:09 PM PST by
bourbon
(the latest protests in France = slacker intifada!)
To: wardaddy; bourbon
Working Man
Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a bud at the end of the first nine, honey."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4-letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Dave, you picked up a real bitch this time."
90 posted on
03/18/2006 9:15:43 PM PST by
WKB
(Take care not to make intellect our god; Albert Einstein)
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