[Old North State]

Tornadoes? You Lucky bastards. Here in NC we get Hurricanes every week. My house has been knocked over 12 times this year already. We have to live on barges most of the year while we rebuild the house because of the flooding. You complain about snakes? We'd kill to have snakes around here to eat the mosquitoes.

[RightOnline]

"We'd kill to have snakes around here to eat the mosquitoes."

Oh just dang......you were doing GREAT 'til this one. Ya see.......snakes don't eat mosquitoes.

[RightOnline]

..then again, maybe Yankees don't know that. :)