I forward all the fabulous phishing offers to my friends in Nigeria who are sending me all of that "free" money.
My life is so much better now what with all the free Sony Laptops, free software and digital cameras! What am I going to do with all of them?!!!
And my wife and girlfriend just love me now since I get all that "free" Viagra and penis enlargement "aids".
Thank Goodness for those penis enlargement ads ... my wife always says ... "heh big guy" now ...