You'll never hear that from Bill Clinton.
Regardless, guys like this really tick me off. My Husband was 19 when he received his draft notice. He served his country and says that he will never regret the experience, unlike this wimp.
The usual onset is in middle-aged or elderly males. It may be caused by trauma, but there is also an autosomal dominant form. About ten percent of the patients have Dupuytren's contracture of the hand.
Here's an example:
Now, Billzo Clinton's Hand:
BTW, this really is too much knowledge.