No tongue!
Posted on 03/21/2006 12:43:09 PM PST by Mayflower Sister
BREAKING NEWS Family missing in Oregon for more than two weeks found alive
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AND ABOVE ALL, DON'T MAKE FUN OF THIS COUPLE'S INABILITY TO SPELL SEBASTIAN AND GABRIELLE!!!
"Sabastyan" and "Gabrayell"?
It is to LOL.
Donner, party of 6!
Donner, party of 6!
I look forward to seeing their story on "I Shouldn't Be Alive" which is a really kickass show on the Discovery Channel or The Learning Channel or one of those other channels like them.
And whatever you do, don't push anyone's buttons. ;-)
Are they appearing in next week's episode of "Lost"?
No tongue!
Why not? They deserve it. We always make fun of people who give their kids names like "DaQuonShay". Why should the loopy Stivers parents get a free pass?
Glad they're OK, sorry about the looks.
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Anybody else remember the punk song from a million years ago "Nice legs, shame about the face".
Sorry, that's what your post reminded me of.
Be glad they're not your folks or you'd be marytyn_fayarro.
The Monks:
Met her on a blind date, helping out an old mate
Waiting at the corner, she’s be dressed in black
There was I expecting a really tasty bird
He said she was good looking, I should have doubt his word
When I saw her there she was a real disgrace
I thought nice legs shame about the face
I had to take her dancing, I couldn’t let her down
So we caught the bus to the other side of town
Out upon the dance floor, I wasn’t getting far
So I had a drink with my friends up at the bar
I asked them what they thought of her they fell about the place
And they said nice legs shame about her face
She said could we go bowling,
I said that would be fine
But when I bought the tickets
She’d already changed her mind
She was turning out to be a real hard case
Nice legs shame about the boat race
Downed a gin and soda, tapped me on the shoulder
Whispered in my ear it’s getting kind of late
When I took her home we hardly said a thing
I walked her to the door, expected to go in
She looked me up and down and really put me in my place
She said nice legs shame about your face
Nice legs shame about your face
Maybe they should stop calling it Fat Tuesday then.
Yeah, that plus the hyphenated mother makes me wonder just HOW they managed to survive. The names sound like limo liberals......
They were caught, uh, I mean... um... FOUND, yeah, they were found when a waitress spotted one of the kids hands reaching out from under the counter for some macaroni & cheese at the Golden Corral buffett.
Mom: Do you know where we are?
Dad: Yes.
Mom: Are you sure? I don't see this on the map.
Dad: Yeah I'm sure, it's a short cut.
Mom: How do you know a short cut? We've never been in this state before.
Dad: You know what...how about you let me drive since I've got the steering wheel here in front of me!
Mom: Don't yell at me, I'm just asking if you know where we are!
Dad: And I answered you.
Mom: You have no idea where we are do you.
Dad: Is that a question or is it a statement. Because if it's a question, I have already answered it. If it's a statement, I don't need you to tell me things I already know!
Mom: so we are lost.
Dad: I didn't say that.
Mom: Yes you did. You just said you didn't need me to tell you things you already know! That means you know we are lost.
Dad: That's not what I said.
Mom: YES IT WAS!!
Dad: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
Me: DAD!! WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!!!!!
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