What, he just did it for the sex scenes(?)
This would have been a great chance for Randy to explore the "Cousin Eddie" character from the National Lampooon "Vacation" series. He already knew some appropriate lines:
"Make sure you get the gerbils and the rubber sheets!"
"Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"
"Merry Christmas, Clark! You ready to do some kissin'?"
He signed on as Heath Ledger's body double...