The day she confronted...that big machine
It had been the last day...she ever had seen
Now Rachel's flat all over...flat all over
Rachel is flat all over...she lost the fight
Her stupid parents...filled her head with crap
So she's the thickness...of a Thomas Guide map
Now poor Rachel's flat all over...flat all over
Rachel is flat all over...she lost the fight
Little kids she had been filling with hate
Then one day Mr. Bulldozer showed up as her blind date
She showed she really...had a problem with Jews
She didn't like them...we had seen that on the news
Now poor Rachel's flat all over...flat all over
Rachel is flat all over...she lost the fight
Here college professors...gave her one side
Perhaps that's the reason...that Rachel had died
Now Rachel's flat all over...flat all over
Rachel is flat all over...she lost the fight
She took Old Glory...and set it on fire
There were few teardrops...when we saw her expire
Now poor Rachel's flat all over...flat all over
Rachel is flat all over...she lost the fight
Little kids she had been filling with hate
Then one day Mr. Bulldozer showed up as her blind date
Here parents hired...lawyer abu-Hussein
He hopes he's riding...on a great big gravy train
Now poor Rachel's flat all over...flat all over
Rachel is flat all over...she lost the fight