O.J was innocent and the jury found him so. What are you talking about? Did he get introuble lately or something?
Stick to your day job,my friend.Your career prospects as a comic are pretty bleak.
It's a long stretch from "not guilty" to "innocent" sometimes. OJ, Robert Blake, Whacko-Jacko.....need I go any further???
Good one.
If you really believe that, then I bet the late Johnny Cochran could have convinced you pigs could spontaneously sprout wings and fly, or that O.J. has actually spent the rest of his life searching all the best golf courses in America for the real killer.
Surely you're joking.