[SamAdams76]

The sun is getting dimmer...no wait, it's getting brighter! The earth is getting cooler...no wait, it's getting hotter! The world is getting overpopulated...no wait, not enough people are being born and we will soon be a civilization of nothing but old people! Oh no! The earth is running out of food and everybody is going to starve to death...no wait, people are getting too much food and now everybody's too fat!

The world is running out of oil but I can't get to work on time unless I leave an hour early on account of all the traffic jams. All the jobs in America have gone overseas but everybody has a HELP WANTED and you can't get decent service because everybody is understaffed. The housing bubble has popped but I still can't find a house under $300,000. We are in a drought but the sump pump in my basement is still working overtime pumping out all that rainwater. We are in the worst economy ever but I still can't find a parking space at a shopping mall because everybody's out shopping and I still can't find a table in a restaurant on a Friday night without having to wait two hours.

We're doomed I tell you, doomed!

[harrowup]

We're doomed I tell you, doomed!

Absolutely bears repeating.

It is a well established scientific fact that lightbulbs flare several times greater than normal just before they blow

The world will soon turn into a flying piece of ice. Just like Pluto. (and Daffy, of course).

Repent today.

Vote Democrat tomorrow.

Thank you.

[Bernard Marx]

Excellent! That's a keeper.