In visit to Salem, Kerry sounds like a candidate (Lurch visits The Witch City)

Salem (MA) News ^ | 03/28/06 | Ben Casselman

[VanDeKoik]

I think he is there looking for a new broom for his wife.

[Gay State Conservative]

Damn if I had only known I would have gone. Thats about 2 blocks from my apartment

If I had know,I would have shown up with plenty of celery.

[raccoonradio]

At the 1987, or was it 88, St Patrick's Day breakfast at
"Halitosis Hall", Billy Bulger said something to Mike
Dukakis along the lines of "Kerry's upset at you because you're running for his job". Yes, everyone knew Kerry
coveted the White House. "JFK--Just For Kerry. He's Irish
only every 6th year", the Corrupt Midget (no, not Dukakis,
but Whitey's brother...) was also heard to say.

[Gay State Conservative]

Laurie Cabot, Official Witch of Salem (so designated by then-gov. Michael Dukakis)Because he was living with the unofficial Witch of Brookline.

I hope it's clear to you that when The Tank Commander designates you as the official witch of a particular town,he means that as high praise!

[raccoonradio]

As a matter of fact, from Cabot's site (btw is it just me or does she kinda look like Grace Slick? 'One pill makes you larger, and one pill---anyway):
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"Why Laurie is known as the "Official Witch of Salem."

In the mid nineteen seventies, Governor Michael S. Dukakis of Massachusetts, bestowed upon Laurie Cabot the states Patriots Award. This historical award is issued by the Governor to honor citizens of the state for public service which leads to the betterment, enrichment and welfare of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. The Patriots Award is given to Cub Scout leaders, civil servants and others who are dedicated in a significant way to improving the lives of their fellow citizens and their community.

The recipient of the Patriots Award has the privilege of grazing cows on the Boston Common, and wearing a tri-cornered hat. The proclamation is signed by the Governor and the Treasurer of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and it reads:

"I proclaim Laurie Cabot the Official Witch of Salem for her work with children with special needs."

...While this certainly was a compliment to Laurie Cabot, it was and is today a symbol of hope for all Witches who do good works on behalf of their community and nation. Equally as important, it serves as a testament that Witches have a place in America today and are recognized as practicing a legitimate and honorable religion which shows a path of dedication for the good of all. This was the first time in history that a high standing politician openly recognized a Witch for their good works."

"But are you a good witch, or a bad witch...?" --Glinda, the Good Witch of the North in the Wizard of Oz

[Dilbert56]

If 60,000 votes had shifted he'd be a president who lost the popular vote by 3 million. He'd be a president that 62 million voted against. He'd be a freak (even more than he is now).

[hang 'em]

Kerry's just there to score some ergot.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Lurch visits the witch city

Is Teresa missing?