"I'm not of the "brokeback" gender so our meeting will not take place in a pup tent."
But I bet you'll have one.
Okay, so it's not a gay liaison and it's [wink] not a physical threat. So exactly what will take place during this educational encounter? You gonna teach me about Marine Corps history? The top 47 uses for a canteen cup? Ya gonna learn me about blood stripes? (Oh wait, we've already established there'd be no violence.)