[randog]

“It would be like getting a ticket for littering,” she said.

Yes, but litter, especially second-hand litter, hurts us individually and damages the community at large. Women and children are the most vulnerable to second-hand litter. Litter spreads toxins and cancer-causing agents throughout the general population. We must act now to ensure the safety of us all; please, urge your lawmakers to pass tough legislation to end this scourge on society.

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[SheLion]

Yes, but litter, especially second-hand litter, hurts us individually and damages the community at large. Women and children are the most vulnerable to second-hand litter. Litter spreads toxins and cancer-causing agents throughout the general population. We must act now to ensure the safety of us all; please, urge your lawmakers to pass tough legislation to end this scourge on society.

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