"My Volvo 240 Wagon could take it..."
No doubt. Put a hitch on the 240, a towbar on the other care, and you could take it just about anywhere, eh?
I miss my old 240 Wagon. I sold it before moving to Minnesota. There aren't any here, since they all rusted to pieces years ago.
I gotta nice '88 with only 240,000 miles and only a little rust that I could let go... cheap!
I gotta a not-quite-so-nice '87 with 210,000 miles and a little more rust that could be a lovely parts car. I'll throw that in for free!