Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet.
Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet.
Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again!"
Officer: "Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"