Hey, I have an idea....Have a Muslim rag head show up at a street basketball tournament and see if he gets any attention.
Idiots
Here's an idea.
Why be so negative? We can help NBC, and let's make some real entertainment out of this. Just make sure they hire a guy who is a male between the ages of 18 and 45, and we tell him we are going to hire him as a water bottle vendor for the NASCAR event.
To make his job easier, we can make a special vest to hold all the water bottles so he doesn't have to carry them around.
And we should also specify the brand that has the caps on the bottles colored red, and that they also have that little wire that keeps the cap from getting lost.
We can also suggest that, to make the effect more ethnic, he can shout at the top of his lungs in Arabic "GET YOUR WATER HERE!" We just tell him NASCAR fans are people of the world, and will appreciate his ethnicity.
Concealed carry is permissible at NASCAR, right?