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To: pulaskibush

I think it's pure b.s. There was no provision to drop the hammer on the illegals who choose to remain illegal and how the #$%@ do you figure out how an "undocumented" alien has been in the country. I do like the Ensign ammendment, though.


4 posted on 04/07/2006 7:16:04 PM PDT by kerryusama04 (Isa 8:20)
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To: kerryusama04
Government agent: Mr. Illegal Alien, the law states every illegal here for over 2 years will be rewarded with work visas. Everyone here over 5 years will be rewarded with citizenship.

Have you been here for less than 2 years, if you respond yes, you will be deported.

Mr. Illegal Alien: No, no. I been here longer.

Government agent: Have you been here between 2-5 years, if so, you have to go back to your country and apply for a work visa.

Mr. Illegal Alien: Uh, no, no, longer.

Government agent: Can you prove it? Where have you worked for over 5 years?

Mr. Illegal Alien: No, I, uh, ah, mow lawns. People in my community can tell you I live here longer than five years. Just give me time to talk with them before you speak with them.

Government agent: Do you have any questions?

Mr. Illegal Alien: Yes, where do I trade in my illegal counterfeit documents for legal documents.

49 posted on 04/07/2006 8:41:48 PM PDT by Robertsll
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