"Oh gad, I'm so depressed. My liberal weenie employer keeps calling me a 'butler'.
I mean, here I am, a brain the size of a planet and he calls me a 'butler'. That's probably the reason for the pain in all the diodes down my left side."
Posted on 04/08/2006 8:36:56 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
Slept in his TRUCK??
Would that be the EVIL SUV that he doesn't own, but it's "The Family's"???
I stopped listening to Imus in the Summer of 2004 after his sucking up to Kerry so much.
I never listened to Kerry since he got into office as Lt. Governor here in Mass.
Eeewwwwwww. A sausage party.
Butler or "butt-boy"?
Ha! I was looking for a picture of Marvin from the BBC series... he looks a lot like Kerry!
I take trips on my motorcycle too. Damn: I never thought to take my butler. I bet that makes it a lot better. Did the butler ride in the ruck or up double behind Kerry?
I would almost bet the truck was a 0 foot Winnebago. I would also bet the Buddy did most of the motorcycle riding while Kerry rode in for the photo-ops.
"Oh gad, I'm so depressed. My liberal weenie employer keeps calling me a 'butler'.
I mean, here I am, a brain the size of a planet and he calls me a 'butler'. That's probably the reason for the pain in all the diodes down my left side."
The last house, the one with all the windows, is Kerry's Italian villa. It was sold by Kerry.
George Clooney is the new owner.
How come Dan Rather and CBS didn't pick up on this ????
You just can't make this stuff up.
It reminds me of the Englishman who decided to rough it by going to visit a friend without his manservant. He got upset because his toothbrush refused to work correctly (no foaming action). He simply didn't know he had to put powder on it.
I think Hugh Laurie is an actor for the ages.
Good grief Kerry is so fake its creepy. The man is a genuine NUTLESS WONDER!
Oh come on...I love Jeeves and Wooster. Kerry doesn't even have the class to know when he is outclassed.
Newsweek had a hilarious article about Kerry and his manservant . Kerry went beserk because Marvin lost his hairbrush ( which sounds like a horse's currycomb ) and his breakfast was cold, so Kerry had to ... make his own breakfast.
Hope this link works-alas, I don't have a manservant to work the computer keys . www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6414892/site/newsweek/
The NYT had an even funnier story about Marvelous Marv and his duties.
BTW- he's 34, not some older, gray haired proper British servant- this gins up the creepiness factor.
Marv follows Kerry around with a giant diaper bag full of handiwipes and cans of Boost.
He takes the caps off pens for Kerry and makes him PB&J sandwiches. He picks out his clothes , wakes him up in the morning and tucks him in at night. I am not making this up.
Sounds like Brokeback Nanny.
(must be said while gritting your teeth together)
Oh Marvin, oh Marvin, oooohhhh Maaarvin! Will you be a dear and get me another Sex on the Beach ... thats a good man
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