What we're driving these days:

Windows 2003 box
Dell SC440 Server
2GB DDR
Pentium Dual Core 1.8ghz
Twin 7200 rpm 160gb SATA Drives

Macs
500mhz 800mhz Titanium Powerbook with all the trimmings. 2.4ghz Dual Core MacBook Pro with 4 gig memory, 200 gig 7200 RPM disk.
PowerMac G4 Dual 1ghz with 1.25gb memory, 80gb HD, 100gb secondary drive, Superdrive, ATI Radeon 9000, Jaguar Panther Tiger
PowerMac G5 Dual 2.0ghz with 1.5gb memory, 160gb HD, 16x superdrive, Airport Express, 20" Cinema Display, Tiger Leopard

Laptops
hp nc6000 notebook running 1.6ghz Penitum M, with a gig of memory and 40 gigs of high speed disk running XP SP1. My first use of XP. Not too bad!
IBM Thinkpad Pentium M 1.86 ghz (T43) with 1.5 gig of memory and 60.0 gb hard drive (7200 RPM). 15" Display.
T60p Thinkpad with 2.0ghz Core 2 Duo, 100 200 gig 7200 rpm drive. 256mb ATI Graphics.

Handhelds
Compaq 3750 iPAQ
Compaq 3970 iPAQ with Bluetooth.
hp iPAQ 4350
HP rx5915 Travel Companion (Mobile 5.0)

iPods
40 gig iPod (the 4th generation).
60 gig iPod Photo (you have to see it to understand how cool it is.)
60 gig 5g iPod Video. Freepmail me for my impressions on this device.
80 gig 5g iPod. (I needed the room!)
32 gig iPod Touch

Miscellaneous
NeXTstation with 20 mb memory and 480 mb disk.

Phones and Pagers
BlackBerry 7290.
Blackberry 8700c.
Blackberry 8800. What a useful piece of equipment!
iPhone - 8 gig - Not an early adopter, but pleased to have it at the lesser price.

My Profession
Programmer on multi-platforms
CE Specialist
Cross-platform Specialist
Never met a language I didn't like
Microsoft MCP, MCTS, MCPD
IBM Websphere Fan
IBM Midrange Fanatic

My ride:

400 pure American Horsepower. I'd like to thank my Aussie friends for building it.