[RoadTest]

Welcome aboard. Isn't Russia a great place to be out of?

Why would any tourist want to go there!?

[GSlob]

"Why would any tourist want to go there!?"
Well, IMHO that tourist would have to be mentally defecative. Few years ago when I was unemployed, I was interviewing with a company who needed a guy to go there and supervise their branch office. Through some idiotic failure of communication I had been given to understand that I was interviewing for a stateside position. As soon as we cleared the confusion, I left that joint still proudly unemployed.