Maybe they can get a cow that makes something closer to mother's milk. Call it Mooother's milk if you must, but it would be healthier for humans.
OTOH the new container isn't anywhere near as attractive (or as much fun)...
>>>>Maybe they can get a cow that makes something closer to mother's milk. Call it Mooother's milk if you must, but it would be healthier for humans.
Try goat milk.
At least you wouldn't have to form a line behind your two brothers ... or worse.