Ooooooo! Lookout! The LIBRARIANS are upset! All good Boy Scouts better behave, or they'll take away our Merit Badges for Reading! And maybe even take away our library cards!!
Tell ya what, LIBRARIANS. Us Boy Scouts will try not to lite campfires in your libraries, and in exchange maybe you shouldn't intrude in Boy Scout policy matters that are of no concern of yours.
I'd bet most Librarians were never Boy Scouts, anyrate. So why should they even care?? Do Boy Scouts try to interfere with the Dewey Decimal System? I doubt it.
Next thing these jolly LIBRARIANS will be after us Freemasons... and *that* has me truly worried!
I was a Boy Scout....not a very good one, but I was one.