On a night with bad weather I and others had to scramble to get where we we going. I bought a full-fare, one-way ticket home (like those stupid terrorists who cannot plan ahead) which entitled my to a free rectal exam. (Couldn't they have just asked me for my drivers' license and seen that I was indeed traveling home on a Friday night?) Another who received a full recal examination that night was a Marine in full dress uniform carrying travel orders.
What schmucks we are!
ML/NJ
Yeah, that's a rectal ticket. I mean, at this point...Terrorists are only willing to buy one-way since they intend die on the flight, right?