I'm thinking that good ole American made tools will be a nice purchase for the Great American capitalist pig shopping spree. Then I can use those tools to do one of those jobs Americans won't do.
That's the spirit! Myself, I have to work so I can "pay the taxes NON-AMERICAN ILLEGALS DON'T PAY." I remember the days when freeloaders were referred to as leeches. Now they're "undocumented immigrants".