[Hardastarboard]

The CIA is making all these secret flights in the middle of a fuel shortage? I smell a CONSPIRACY!!! (Do I really need the /sarcasm tag?)

[SkyPilot]

I am waiting for Dana Priest from the Washington Post to write a story about this, for Hollywood to turn it into a movie where all the villains are white men with blond hair, and for there to be Pulitzer's and Academy Awards for everyone.