I'm so sorry to be laughing at this. It sounds so Jewish mother. "You want to commit suicide, sweetie? Ok, but have something to eat first."
LOL..........:
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Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
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Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence.
25 posted on 05/04/2006 1:28:54 AM PDT by beyond the sea
("If you see strange men lurking about in groups of three - especially in North Carolina, RUN!)