Hey, what about the historical contributions of those who preferred hummers? I demand that the hummer community be adequately represented in our state's textbooks.
I suggest that they rent DVDs of "The L Word" and "Brokeback Mountain" and show to 1st graders. Heck, maybe with all this gay business, they will say that gays are closeted because everybody is secretly gay, and that gays are the normal ones,but straights or "breeders" as they lovingly refers to straights, are the ones who are abnormal.
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