Comments welcome. Fortunately for Kennedy it's also being reported CIA Director Porter Goss is resigning so his story will get buried quickly.
1 posted on
05/05/2006 10:50:19 AM PDT by
kristinn
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To: kristinn
Wow.. St. Patty'$ Day II
News conferences galore today!
You got that right tho, the Sunday talk shows will be about Goss and not the culture of .. *hic* .. Korruption in DC.
To: kristinn
Maybe papa Ted sold his soul to Rove in order to get a news story to kick Patches off the front page.
32 posted on
05/05/2006 11:05:24 AM PDT by
NonValueAdded
("Too soon to remember??? How about TOO SOON TO FORGET!" from Mr. Silverback)
To: kristinn
Scenario #1: He admits a problem with substance abuse. Asks for understanding. He's a Kennedy. Bad luck seems to follow his family. *tears* *sigh* He has decided to seek help. Must now get back to doing the work of the American people.
Scenario #2: Pleads the Fifth on draining the fifth. A frightened waitess from the Hawk and Dove is brought forward to say she mistook another sot for Kennedy. Says she has never seen him before in her life as Senator Edward Kennedy stands behind her jingling a set of car keys and making gurgling sounds.
Scenario #3: Fights back tears as he admits to drinking to alleviate the pain he feels because of the War in Iraq, Cindy Sheehan, New Orleans, guest workers and toenail fungus; besides that Karl Rove was driving and this is a a vast right wing conspiracy as someone obviously has drugged his drugs.
Leaves the podium shouting, "Do you f@#$ing people know who I am?
35 posted on
05/05/2006 11:06:07 AM PDT by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
To: kristinn
Gives him some time to pound a few before the conference.
37 posted on
05/05/2006 11:10:44 AM PDT by
Mikey_1962
(If you build it, they won't come...)
To: kristinn
Wonder if he slams his own B12 shots?
43 posted on
05/05/2006 11:18:08 AM PDT by
ncountylee
(Dead terrorists smell like victory)
To: kristinn
How about he discuss the equally suspicious traffic accident from April 16th in Rhode Island? Maybe he could answer questions about why his handwriting makes it obvious that he was intoxicated.
PDF of police report. Scroll to page 6 of 6 to see it. He was wasted...
44 posted on
05/05/2006 11:18:27 AM PDT by
Spiff
("They start yelling, 'Murderer!' 'Traitor!' They call me by name." - Gael Murphy, Code Pink leader)
To: kristinn
If not contrite, indite.
To: kristinn
He'll deny that the bar tab was his!
46 posted on
05/05/2006 11:19:00 AM PDT by
b4its2late
(If it's treason, there's no doubt a democrat is standing behind it.)
To: kristinn
Hmm. At least he didn't say the current was too strong to swim against.
48 posted on
05/05/2006 11:20:51 AM PDT by
pankot
To: kristinn
This Administration is so horribly tone deaf media wise. Why not let Patches shift in the wind for a day?
To: kristinn
51 posted on
05/05/2006 11:22:47 AM PDT by
george76
(Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
To: kristinn
Patrick Kennedy is one lucky dude. Porter Goss' resignation taking Kennedy off the news in one fell swoop.
55 posted on
05/05/2006 11:26:30 AM PDT by
YaYa123
To: kristinn
They've circled the wagons - MSM + Kennedys - for a CYA excuse and it will accepted as bible truth. Some things never change.
To: kristinn
To: kristinn
63 posted on
05/05/2006 11:38:58 AM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: kristinn
Lemme guess....he's gonna talk about...illegal immigration?
{...ducking...}
65 posted on
05/05/2006 11:42:11 AM PDT by
Cyber Liberty
(© 2006, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
To: kristinn
Word is that Rep. Kennedy has Rep. McKinney advising him and that he's going to claim that the Capitol Police were racially profiling him when they put that barricade in front of his car, causing the crash.
66 posted on
05/05/2006 11:42:42 AM PDT by
Spiff
("They start yelling, 'Murderer!' 'Traitor!' They call me by name." - Gael Murphy, Code Pink leader)
To: kristinn
I hear he's going to call for the feds to force GM to resume production of Oldsmobiles.
68 posted on
05/05/2006 11:45:00 AM PDT by
steveegg
(Sen. Ted "Swimmer" Kennedy's vehicles have killed more people than V.P. Dick Cheney's guns)
To: kristinn
69 posted on
05/05/2006 11:45:13 AM PDT by
sarasota
To: kristinn
Keep us cubicle-bound informed pls.
84 posted on
05/05/2006 11:55:50 AM PDT by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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