I'd never read the transcript before. This couldn't have been written "better" as satire!
Here's the exact quote from Carr "His father, Ted, was the runt of the litter, and Patches is the runt of the litter of the runt of the litter. And the martini olive doesnt fall far from the tree. "
That is priceless.
If Ted Kennedy drove a Volkswagen, he would have been President.