[Lady Jag]

Dear Tide:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've
used it all  through my married life, as my Mom always told
me it was the best.

Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact,
about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.

My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me
about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the
neck.

One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of
his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a
bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.
After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of
liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and
satisfaction,

all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by
yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative
and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be
considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
What a relief!  Going through menopause is bad enough without
being a murder suspect!

I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.
Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

[EsmeraldaA]

LOLOL!

Thank you for the laugh..

[MEG33]

Great endorsement for Tide...LOL!

[stephenjohnbanker]

Hee Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Tide works really well, huh? Good one. And Hefty too.