I have to warm up my Harley for about three minutes before I drive off. Barry, being a liberal wuss and a journalist, doesn't understand why an engine has to be warmed up before one takes off.
If you owned a Jap bike, you wouldn't have to 'warm it up'. Don't get me wrong, I don't own a bike, my dad doesn't like his Harley, says his old Cushman scooter is better. I don't own a Jap car either, I am a Chevy man, and before that a Ford man, my favorite car happens to be the (vintage) Mustang.