Haw Haw Haw!
Maybe a lawyer who doesn't want to suspect anything, when he's got a hot prospect.
Most lawyers are professionals who would assume people coming to them about a grievance are honorable unless they already had a criminal record.
They will have that record NOW! LOL
I was reminded of the Eddie Murphy movie moment where he was a legless beggar who is found out by the cops, so he gets up to run while yelling out it was a miracle, thank you Jesus! LOL