[Brilliant]

"Kennedy was at the watering hole."




Coming next: "If I was there, then I don't remember it, because of the prescription sleeping medications I was taking."

Then: "I was there, but I wasn't drinking."

[sine_nomine]

He did not swallow.

And he did not break any laws of the country...OK...until he started bumping into things.

[Arrowhead1952]

"I was there, but I wasn't drinking."

Sounds like 'el Slicko and the "I didn't inhale" excuse.