From where I'm perched, that's a read snapper.
Nice to know they've packed it in ice. It'd have quite the muskie smell by the time the call for prayer echoed down from the minnow-ets.
Still, I've gotta think somebody jumped the shark, here, and this whole thing's a lousy shad. Of course, this being the R.O.P. we all know that, even if it's a red herring, the perp's gonna skate.