Some think the new prophet will be born by a man. After every bowel movement they examine the results to see if their new prophet has been born.
Wow, first time I've heard that one! I guess people with their head up their arse see only s***, but I suppose if one examines one's "output" that carefully, then you can achieve the same result!
26 posted on 05/17/2006 6:59:07 AM PDT by hunter112
(Total victory at home and in the Middle East!)