Just don't let them read the bible; they might be influenced!
The Song of Songs is absolute filth. I'm not saying we should ban the Bible, but we should definitely expurgate the offending portions, lest anything sexual reach the eyes of our impressional young ones.
"Just don't let them read the Bible"
OR
Shakespeare, Chaucer, Milton, Hardy, Austen, Bronte, Blake, Keats, Kipling, Bunyan, Arnold, DeFoe, Tennyson, Coleridge, Eliot, Dickens, et al.
We wouldn't want the little darlings' heads polluted with the writings of old, European white men and women!