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FReeper Canteen ~ Pancakes on Wednesday ~ May 24, 2006
Radix
Posted on 05/23/2006 6:05:20 PM PDT by StarCMC
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To: A knight without armor
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posted on
05/24/2006 4:54:22 PM PDT
by
Radix
(Why do they call them Morons when they don't know so much? Shouldn't they be called Lessons?)
To: Radix; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Ms.Poohbear; 2LT Radix jr; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; ...
What ever happened to the first 5 TomKows?
322
posted on
05/24/2006 5:02:53 PM PDT
by
tomkow6
(....coming FRIDAY...to a Canteen near you.......Hot Rods....Camp Run-A-Muk.....)
To: Euro-American Scum
~Some Gave All~
Thank You To All Who Have Served Our Country
323
posted on
05/24/2006 5:04:16 PM PDT
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
To: AZamericonnie; Lady Jag; Kathy in Alaska; GodBlessUSA; Colonel_Flagg; NYTexan; Mrs.Nooseman; ...
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate
that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan
to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief
and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger,
his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay,
he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure
the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this,"
and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
about an inch tall,
bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains
that she'll have to consult
with the bank manager and disappears
into a back office.
She finds the manager and says,
"There's a frog called Kermit Jagger
out there who claims to know you
and wants to borrow $30,000,
and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant.
"I mean, what in the world is this?"
(you're gonna love this)
(its a real treat)
(a masterpiece)
(wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack.
Give the frog a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone"
(You're singing it, aren't you?
Yeah, I know you are........)
Never take life too seriously!
Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
Hee-hee!
324
posted on
05/24/2006 5:10:17 PM PDT
by
luvie
(A free Iraq . ... will serve as an amazing example for people who are desperate for freedom! GWB)
To: Brad's Gramma
LOL...Brad's Gram made it!
To: Lady Jag
...smiling...
326
posted on
05/24/2006 5:15:42 PM PDT
by
Seadog Bytes
(OPM - The Liberal 'solution' to every societal problem. (Other People's Money))
To: tomkow6
TomKow6 is going to go postal on the Canteen?
327
posted on
05/24/2006 5:17:28 PM PDT
by
Radix
(Why do they call them Morons when they don't know so much? Shouldn't they be called Lessons?)
To: AZamericonnie
Onion pancakes?
Yup its called Bahn Xeo (vietnamese pancakes) delicious!
328
posted on
05/24/2006 5:23:03 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: LUV W
A woman walked into the kitchen
to find her husband stalking around
with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
329
posted on
05/24/2006 5:24:09 PM PDT
by
luvie
(A free Iraq . ... will serve as an amazing example for people who are desperate for freedom! GWB)
330
posted on
05/24/2006 5:25:54 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: LUV W
:)
331
posted on
05/24/2006 5:37:19 PM PDT
by
GodBlessUSA
(US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
To: Radix; All
......FILM AT 11 !!
332
posted on
05/24/2006 5:37:39 PM PDT
by
tomkow6
(....coming FRIDAY...to a Canteen near you.......Hot Rods....Camp Run-A-Muk.....)
To: tomkow6
What ever happened to the first 5 TomKows? You're all still here, just not still all here.
Have you ever been gruntled?
333
posted on
05/24/2006 5:42:41 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Learning to shrug is the beginning of wisdom)
To: AZamericonnie
I can take no credit. ...A friend sent it to me in email today.
(Glad you found good use for it. ...I'm certain she would approve.)
334
posted on
05/24/2006 5:43:47 PM PDT
by
Seadog Bytes
(OPM - The Liberal 'solution' to every societal problem. (Other People's Money))
To: mylife
Hey, I do the Pancakes around these parts.
335
posted on
05/24/2006 5:44:06 PM PDT
by
Radix
(Why do they call them Morons when they don't know so much? Shouldn't they be called Lessons?)
To: tomkow6
336
posted on
05/24/2006 5:44:58 PM PDT
by
GodBlessUSA
(US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
To: Radix
337
posted on
05/24/2006 5:45:12 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: GodBlessUSA
GEEEBEEEE!!!! It's so good to see your little smile. I've missed ya girlie!
Guess what? I saw a bunnie in my MIL's back yard!...and she lives in a town. I took a picture of it for you and will post as soon as I have the energy to download my vacation pics.
338
posted on
05/24/2006 5:50:00 PM PDT
by
luvie
(A free Iraq . ... will serve as an amazing example for people who are desperate for freedom! GWB)
To: GodBlessUSA
...and now we gotta go eat...AGAIN! See ya later? (((hugs)))
339
posted on
05/24/2006 5:56:08 PM PDT
by
luvie
(A free Iraq . ... will serve as an amazing example for people who are desperate for freedom! GWB)
To: MozartLover
What a good Mom you are....long distance is always interesting. Have a good "crazy" week. ((HUGS))
340
posted on
05/24/2006 5:58:58 PM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ Operation 4th of July ~)
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