[AZamericonnie]

There was one in Bethany that we used to go to. I don't know why we don't have any here. They need to expand!:)

[luvie]

Yes, they do need to expand. I was just wishing one for Odessa while we were eating.

I went through Bethany this afternoon on my way to Penn Square Mall...my favorite mall here in OKC. My MIL lives in Yukon.

[luvie]

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate
that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan
to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief
and asks his name.

The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger,
his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay,
he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure
the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this,"
and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
about an inch tall,
bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains
that she'll have to consult
with the bank manager and disappears
into a back office.

She finds the manager and says,
"There's a frog called Kermit Jagger
out there who claims to know you
and wants to borrow $30,000,
and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant.
"I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

(its a real treat)

(a masterpiece)

(wait for it)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack.
Give the frog a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone"

(You're singing it, aren't you?
Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously!
Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!

Hee-hee!