[Fintan]

 Resplendent in a lemon yellow two-piece and expensively bejeweled, her star power was plain the moment she entered the room. Everywhere, necks craned for a sight of the immaculately coiffured New York senator.
 

I can't explain it, but my bowels loosen every time I read that sentence.

[Mygirlsmom]

I saw some pics from this event a few threads down. Resplendent? Immmaculately coiffured??? She looks like old cheese.