[Inspectorette]

Mark, just reading your report this morning was like watching a grotesque train wreck. I don't know how you can stand watching it, but I thank you for doing it for us.

The scary thing is that millions of dimwits watch this woman and hang on her every word and expression. Between her and Oprah, it's quite frightening how manipulable people can be.

What is it about these two vapid females that could possibly account for their unwarranted worship?

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Thanks, Inspectorette, it really is my, twisted, pleasure.

By the way, twice now in the last month, I've had the pleasure of appearing on the radio show of someone from your neck of the woods . . . Lars Larson!