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Feds working to create wetlands of the future
Orlando Slantinel ^ | May 24, 2006 | Mike Bianchi

Posted on 05/24/2006 12:52:49 PM PDT by dnmore

As you prepare for the summer golfing season, a word of warning before trying to retrieve your ball from that water hazard on No. 2 at Stoneybrook West. Chances are, you're encroaching on a federally classified wetland. True story: Gale Norton, the former Secretary of the Interior who just quit a few weeks ago amid the Jack Abramoff lobbying scandal, called a news conference before her resignation to trumpet a U.S. Fish & Wildlife study claiming the nation had finally put an end to the ongoing depletion of federal wetlands. It was all part of President Bush's promise of "no net loss" of our environmentally integral wetlands. "This report is good news not only for biologists but for all of us," Norton proclaimed. "We all depend on wetlands as the nurseries of life." Now for the rest of the story: During the time frame of the study, we actually lost 523,000 acres of natural wetlands.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: liberalsports; wetlands
Mikey should stick to sports, although his commentary in that area is pretty flat as well
1 posted on 05/24/2006 12:52:51 PM PDT by dnmore
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To: dnmore

i have a fountain in my backyard i guess that will be considered a wetland


2 posted on 05/24/2006 12:58:31 PM PDT by italianquaker (Democrats and media can't win elections at least they can win their phony polls.)
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Chances are, you're encroaching on a federally classified wetland.

Where I live in Florida, they have a rule such as this for over ten years.

3 posted on 05/24/2006 12:59:06 PM PDT by scouse
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"This report is good news not only for biologists but for all of us," Norton proclaimed. "We all depend on wetlands as the nurseries of life."

I'd like to see Gail say this while standing in my backyard twenty feet from the swamp with hundreds of mosquitoes buzzing around her head.

4 posted on 05/24/2006 12:59:18 PM PDT by MAexile (Bats left, votes right)
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To: dnmore

Isn't a wetland just the same ol' swamp?


5 posted on 05/24/2006 1:01:50 PM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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Where did they find this idiot squish-head with no capacity whatsoever for rational thought? I've never seen that newspaper, but if he is the best it can do, it's in trouble. Even his non-essential comments were inaccurate.


6 posted on 05/24/2006 1:01:56 PM PDT by 3AngelaD
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I have a sizeable puddle that forms in my backyard when I water the lawn in the summer. Is that a wetland too?


7 posted on 05/24/2006 1:08:01 PM PDT by Mazda3Fan
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Is that a wetland too?

What is its MPSI? (Mosquitos Per Square Inch)
8 posted on 05/24/2006 2:03:54 PM PDT by P-40 (Al Qaeda was working in Iraq. They were just undocumented.)
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To: italianquaker

Careful with that information. They just might use the "gandering goose" clause that states a goose may possibly want to land for a drink there. Prepare for the seizure of your land!


9 posted on 05/24/2006 2:04:04 PM PDT by vpintheak (What's worse, a liberal or a know it all posing as a Conservative?)
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He doesn't understand the rule.

Chasing a golf ball into the water is ok but you can't fill it in to build a gazebo where you could drink beer in the shade.


10 posted on 05/24/2006 2:11:41 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. Slay Pinch)
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This B.S. really hits home in Alaska as 55% of our state is considered wetlands. Compared with 5% in the lower 48.


11 posted on 05/24/2006 2:16:46 PM PDT by AkJoe
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i doubt it they already are working deals with developers


12 posted on 05/24/2006 2:25:20 PM PDT by italianquaker (Democrats and media can't win elections at least they can win their phony polls.)
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