Posted on 05/25/2006 10:01:47 AM PDT by GreenEggsNHam
There would be no problem if these people would just abandon their irrational hatred of venison.
That's why ya gotta kill 'em and eat 'em. They're dangerous. (and delicious!)
Also near the old frat houses, yes? LOL! That's a nice 2.2 mile jog around that lake.
When the psych dept. chair opines on the mental state of deer, it IS still a laughing matter.
Cannot recall. I went to law school there 10 years ago (eep!).... I thought the old frat houses were near the main campus.
oh dear...
We should really work harder to understand the fundamental reasons for deer anger.
Here is some trivia.
Deer hate humans, killing more Americans than any other animal. The most common method of attack is to leap through the windshield of an automobile to get at the passengers. When I first started looking at this, I was disturbed to find the deer, in an effort to avoid publicity don't concentrate their attacks in any one area but attack seemingly randomly around the nation.
After putting together most of my research, I saw a pattern that made my blood run cold. In almost every attack I could document, the deer had chosen an area where law enforcement was scattered and incapable of an effective, rapid response. Not one of the attacks in my study took place , where a SWAT team or other large police force could be called upon, and expected to arrive in a timely manner.
In Florida we used to make venison sausage. As I remember it was a mix of pork, spices, venison, and maple sugar. We would fry up a batch along with eggs, grits and camp coffee.
hahahahaha! You might be on to something here!
This is the result of all the pseudo enviros who think killing excess deer is wrong.
Mmmmm. Man, that sounds yummy.
Deer, doing jobs GDI's* do not want to do
*Gosh Darn Independents
I blame this all on the Disney film "Bambi".
Anthropomorphizing animals makes people forget that they are still wild animals (see: Timothy Snackwell).
Damn hooved rats are a major pest here in Illinois. With the animal rights whackos getting hunting restricted or stopped in some areas and the idiot city folk moving out into their Mchouses in the middle of former cornfields, the deer are really thick. I plan on dusting off my gun and getting one or two of the 20 or so that are now hanging out on my property this upcoming season.
I used to work at the Dresden nuke plant where the deer are especially thick. A few years ago, ComEd planned a limited bow hunt to thin the herd. When PETA got wind of it, 4 or 5 chained themselves to the door of the CEO's office and that ball-less wonder canceled the hunt. The next day a chemistry tech going off night shift was killed by one going through his windshield.
"One doe was responsible for all three attacks."
Doe, a deer, a female deer? It's an enigma wrapped in a mystery.
I've never heard of does attacking people, though.
Question: What animal kills the most humans in the USA?
a. Alligators
b. Sharks
C. Deer
d. Bear
e. Snakes
If the deer would confine their attacks to the faculty, I'd consider contributing to their legal defense fund.
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