Deer Attack Three at Ill. University

Comcast News - Associated Press ^ | 25 May 2006 | JIM SUHR, Associated Press Writer

[tumblindice]

`D'ohs Gone Wild'?

[greenthumbedislndr]

if all deer are muslim, that sausage made with pork and venison sounds like the proper thing to do with them.

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[MineralMan]

"Question: What animal kills the most humans in the USA?

a. Alligators
b. Sharks
C. Deer
d. Bear
e. Snakes"

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You left a couple off:

f. Humans
g. Bacteria

The answer is g.

[Billthedrill]

Hmm...I got a commie-librul sister on that faculty. I guess I could send her a rifle. I've got a few to spare...

[OB1kNOb]

Yep. No doe virgins for them!

[Larry Lucido]

One doe probably was responsible for all three attacks

Until she is positively identified, she will be referred to as "Jane Doe."

[Larry Lucido]

I thought bacteria were plants.

[evets]

Human animals kill the most humans.

[MineralMan]

"I thought bacteria were plants."

Actually, most scientists consider them neither plants nor animals, but a third group. Still, they're living things, and are responsible for more deaths than any other living things.

Viruses, of course, are another matter altogether. It's not even clear if they're alive.

[nikos1121]

Answer: Deer

[evets]

A deer killed a guy on my street last week. RIP

[E.G.C.]

BTTT

[Verginius Rufus]

You could take it back one step further and blame Whittaker Chambers for translating Bambi into English--otherwise Felix Salten's novel would never have inspired the Disney film.

Of course the resemblance between Salten's Bambi and the movie Bambi is only a little closer than the resemblance between Moby Dick and Finding Nemo.

[Westlander]

'we've got to figure out something other then just avoiding the deer'

It's called a 7.62 X 51.

[Redleg Duke]

Particularly when she comes to dingbat conclusions like that!

[David Allen]

Indeed. Although these deer are so tame, you could probably kill with a hammer.

[WKUHilltopper]

Bucks are more aggressive usually during rut. Last year, some 70 year old woman in eastern Kentucky was attacked and killed while getting her mail.

[glorgau]

I used to walk my dog around this very lake. He chased the deer, the deer didn't chase him. ;-)

Now that I've gone (OK, 10+ years) the situation has sadly reversed.

[PalestrinaGal0317]

I used to live in northern IL in farm country. We had some envirowhackos across the street. They had (I kid you not) an automatic deer feeder (some kind of gizmo that would dispense deer food at specified times). They also named their deer (Sam, Ethel and Mitzy come to mind) and had conniptions about how some (saner) neighbors were "scaring" the deer by trail-riding horses in the woods. The aforementioned saner neighbors were into bow hunting, and after a few run-ins with these clowns took to mounting deer antlers on their back porch. Heh heh.