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Chimp poop 'reveals AIDS' origins'
The Australian ^ | 5/25/06 | staff

Posted on 05/25/2006 1:30:25 PM PDT by pissant

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And they called it Monkey Luuu-u-uv.
1 posted on 05/25/2006 1:30:26 PM PDT by pissant
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Bush's fault.


2 posted on 05/25/2006 1:31:08 PM PDT by evets (God bless president George W. Bush.)
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Crap - it's not to be screwed around with.


3 posted on 05/25/2006 1:31:37 PM PDT by Palmetto
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No, if I recall it was Reagan's fault that Aids spread thru the San Fran bath houses.


4 posted on 05/25/2006 1:32:03 PM PDT by pissant
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I'm sure the virus was picked up through monkey bites.


5 posted on 05/25/2006 1:32:51 PM PDT by pissant
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Exactly! He should have been able to provide an immediate cure.


6 posted on 05/25/2006 1:33:26 PM PDT by Mazda3Fan
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somehow caught the deadly human immunodeficiency virus from chimpanzees

With admitted perverts, why not assume it was caught the usual way?

7 posted on 05/25/2006 1:33:26 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan (California bashers will be called out)
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Indeed. A lack of federal funding to the chimps in this story caused the AIDS virus to spread. The chimps were not provided with condoms or free clinics.


8 posted on 05/25/2006 1:33:50 PM PDT by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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Oh right... They possibly caught it from "killing and eating" the chimp...sure. We all know by now there were some lonely Cameroonian who used the jungle for his bath house.


9 posted on 05/25/2006 1:34:10 PM PDT by miliantnutcase
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Well, despite what the article says, I will NOT sit on a toilet seat after a chimp has been on it.
susie


10 posted on 05/25/2006 1:34:27 PM PDT by brytlea (amnesty--an act of clemency by an authority by which pardon is granted esp. to a group of individual)
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Talk about yer 500 lb gorilla in the room that nobody is talking about...


11 posted on 05/25/2006 1:34:40 PM PDT by RobRoy
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I think he did suggest a sure fire way of prevention, but the bath house crowd did not want to hear that.


12 posted on 05/25/2006 1:35:05 PM PDT by pissant
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Or, what about butchering? That would be rather bloody, and if you had an opening in the skin....is that not possible?
susie


13 posted on 05/25/2006 1:35:09 PM PDT by brytlea (amnesty--an act of clemency by an authority by which pardon is granted esp. to a group of individual)
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You can't assume bad things like that. PC police and all.


14 posted on 05/25/2006 1:35:46 PM PDT by pissant
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To: ElkGroveDan

A valid point, they have a demonstrated predilection for doing it with partners much smaller/younger than themselves. Degenerates.........


15 posted on 05/25/2006 1:36:49 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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AIDS? Monkey Poop? Cameroon?

Riiiiight...

Allow me to continue the next bit of news with a "monkey flying out of my ass" routine...


16 posted on 05/25/2006 1:36:52 PM PDT by AmericanRepublican (There are fools on both sides. Only the true Americans will prevail.)
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To: Gordongekko909

I thought chimps were supposed to be very intelligent, maybe if they remembered to wear their red ribbons this wouldn't be happening.


17 posted on 05/25/2006 1:36:53 PM PDT by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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You mean monkey butts, not bites! I knew I'd find you on a caca thread, Pissy. You're our resident expert in this area! :P


18 posted on 05/25/2006 1:37:01 PM PDT by derllak
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I thought the Jews did it to kill off the blacks and gays so they could take over the world. Now I'm just confused!


19 posted on 05/25/2006 1:37:08 PM PDT by oolatec
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"I'm studying primate scatology, with a minor in political science."


20 posted on 05/25/2006 1:37:53 PM PDT by tumblindice (Mmmmm, fried pertaters.............)
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