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And they called it Monkey Luuu-u-uv.
1 posted on 05/25/2006 1:30:26 PM PDT by pissant
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Bush's fault.


2 posted on 05/25/2006 1:31:08 PM PDT by evets (God bless president George W. Bush.)
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Crap - it's not to be screwed around with.


3 posted on 05/25/2006 1:31:37 PM PDT by Palmetto
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somehow caught the deadly human immunodeficiency virus from chimpanzees

With admitted perverts, why not assume it was caught the usual way?

7 posted on 05/25/2006 1:33:26 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan (California bashers will be called out)
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Oh right... They possibly caught it from "killing and eating" the chimp...sure. We all know by now there were some lonely Cameroonian who used the jungle for his bath house.


9 posted on 05/25/2006 1:34:10 PM PDT by miliantnutcase
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Well, despite what the article says, I will NOT sit on a toilet seat after a chimp has been on it.
susie


10 posted on 05/25/2006 1:34:27 PM PDT by brytlea (amnesty--an act of clemency by an authority by which pardon is granted esp. to a group of individual)
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"I'm studying primate scatology, with a minor in political science."


20 posted on 05/25/2006 1:37:53 PM PDT by tumblindice (Mmmmm, fried pertaters.............)
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"Humans are the only animals naturally susceptible to HIV."

Sounds like an argument for PETA.


22 posted on 05/25/2006 1:38:30 PM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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And a river may have carried the virus into the human population.

Suuuuuuuuuurrrrre it was ...

That or somebody was really lonely ... and that chimp was sooooo cute ...

eeewwwww.

23 posted on 05/25/2006 1:38:33 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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"Chimp poop 'reveals AIDS' origins'"




Daaang... THAT'S why they were throwing it at us.
They were trying to tell us.
lol


25 posted on 05/25/2006 1:38:46 PM PDT by CygnusXI (Where's that dang Meteor already?)
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And like so many new infections, AIDS appears to have been passed to humans from animals they slaughtered.

Or sodomized.

27 posted on 05/25/2006 1:39:27 PM PDT by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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Studies have traced HIV to a man who gave a blood sample in 1959 in Kinshasa, then called Leopoldville. Later analysis found the AIDS virus.

I had never heard this before. I had always heard that AIDs started in the 70s (as a CIA experiment to kill black people per one of my more paranoid friends). So it has existed well before the 60s.
28 posted on 05/25/2006 1:39:35 PM PDT by Talking_Mouse (Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just... Thomas Jefferson)
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Al Gore's next cause - monkey poop.


29 posted on 05/25/2006 1:39:37 PM PDT by llevrok (Stop the Latin Insurgents !!!)
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Reminds me of the scene from (Indiana Jones) Temple of Doom, where they served Chilled Monkey Brains for desert. Yum...
30 posted on 05/25/2006 1:40:27 PM PDT by Tallguy (When it's a bet between reality and delusion, bet on reality -- Mark Steyn)
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RESEARCHERS who picked up and analysed wild chimp droppings...

DANG! I finally found a job worse than mine! I love my job....I love my job.....

31 posted on 05/25/2006 1:40:27 PM PDT by OB1kNOb (This is no time for bleeding hearts, pacifists, and appeasers to prevail in free world opinion.)
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"...perhaps by killing and eating them..."

I dont think theres any "perhaps" about it. You watch those documentaries about the trade in "bush meat" up and down the Congo river, and the problem seems pretty obvious.

35 posted on 05/25/2006 1:41:20 PM PDT by tomzz
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Laura Ingraham Butt Monkey Alert.

Canadian Airline stewards - stop dating the monkeys


46 posted on 05/25/2006 1:43:56 PM PDT by Waverunner
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Ooops. Saw the word "chimp" and thought this was a story about that Gregory guy from NBC having AIDS in his poop or something.

Sorry. My bad....

50 posted on 05/25/2006 1:45:23 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (© 2006, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
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Oh boy, they're not going to like this at those bath houses in SF. Grandpa was correct all those years, "you go poking around in crap, you're gonna get sick".


51 posted on 05/25/2006 1:45:31 PM PDT by caisson71
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RESEARCHERS who picked up and analysed wild chimp droppings

How would you like to have that job?
52 posted on 05/25/2006 1:45:31 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (DemonRATs- the CULTURE OF TREASON!)
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Still waiting for the moonbats to show up and deny that HIV causes AIDS...


53 posted on 05/25/2006 1:45:44 PM PDT by RebelBanker (If you can't do something smart, do something right.)
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