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THE GREAT US ANEKDOT (mods greatly awake, beebers 2 stuned 4 actions)
FREEREPUBLIC ^ | MAY 30, 2006 | NURYADI WULANTORO

Posted on 05/30/2006 8:43:38 AM PDT by selang

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HILLARY CLINTON vs CONDOLEEZA RICE, There are two beautiful ladys who would compete to become as US President 2008. There are Hillary Rodham Clinton and Condoleeza Rice. Someday they met a place and make dialog seriously. Here is the conversation.

Condoleeza Rice : " My darling Hillary, just come home. Be a good wife. Mr. Clinton really need your sexy mouth. Don't let Monica do it again. I'll teach you something. Take this banana to train you ! "

Hillary R.Clinton : " Thank you very much, Condi. But, do not dream higher. The White House for white only. It is not for Qeen Kong make nest. Back to Black, Condi. That is your world "

GEORGE W. BUSH vs MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD, US President George W. Bush and Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad met to talk about Iran Nuclear Issue. They involve in hard dialogue and difficult. George W. Bush felt desperate can not make Iran following his rule. He really mad to him.

George W. Bush : "Well, Mr. Mammoth. Bring your tusk in your mouth to the pre-history age. You can break everything in there ! "

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad : " I glad to hear it, Bushman. But I promise I will not walk to Bush. I afraid you can die frosty ! "

Authour : Nuryadi Wulantoro, RT 02 RW 02 Selang, Kebumen 54314, Indonesia, Mobilephone : +62 8157949827

1 posted on 05/30/2006 8:43:40 AM PDT by selang
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To: selang

Unnnnnnngh!


2 posted on 05/30/2006 8:44:47 AM PDT by Petronski (I just love that woman.)
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To: selang

Where should I send you my bank account information so that you can forward me the $40 million dollars?


3 posted on 05/30/2006 8:45:26 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: selang

IBTZ!!!


4 posted on 05/30/2006 8:45:30 AM PDT by eyespysomething (Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.)
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To: selang

Two beautiful ladies? Condi and who?...........


5 posted on 05/30/2006 8:45:40 AM PDT by Red Badger (Liberals ignore criminal behavior, reward sloth and revere incompetence...........)
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To: selang

ZOT?


6 posted on 05/30/2006 8:45:42 AM PDT by Coyoteman (Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death--Heinlein)
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To: dighton

Ping for your "unusual English" list.


7 posted on 05/30/2006 8:45:54 AM PDT by Petronski (I just love that woman.)
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To: selang; Darksheare; meowmeow; 4mycountry; Poohbah; Grampa Dave; an amused spectator; dighton; ...

Play Time!


8 posted on 05/30/2006 8:46:07 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (Mr. Franklin, what form of customes did you create in Tiajunna? A beeber, Madam, if you can stune it)
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To: selang

HMMMMMM!!!!


9 posted on 05/30/2006 8:46:17 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Don't mess with Texas.)
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To: selang
IDIOT ALERT! 10, 9, 8,....ZAP!
10 posted on 05/30/2006 8:47:50 AM PDT by demkicker (democrats and terrorists are intimate bedfellows)
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To: Petronski
Dumb first post by a Newbie.


11 posted on 05/30/2006 8:50:07 AM PDT by Diogenesis (Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
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To: selang
Hold still. This is going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me.

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12 posted on 05/30/2006 8:50:22 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: selang

Wrong on both counts. I'm throwing my hat into the ring along with Crusty T. Klowns.

Do I have your vote, bud?

You can vote here. Send me 25,000 FRNs and I'll be happy to take you to the Maryland DMV.


13 posted on 05/30/2006 8:50:31 AM PDT by OpusatFR ( ALEA IACTA EST. We have just crossed the Rubicon.)
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To: selang

Just go away....


14 posted on 05/30/2006 8:50:52 AM PDT by misterrob
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To: selang

Wish this into the cornfield

IBTZAB


15 posted on 05/30/2006 8:51:55 AM PDT by stylin19a (There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't)
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To: selang

Meow?


16 posted on 05/30/2006 8:52:03 AM PDT by Allegra (Thread Hijacker Extraordinaire)
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To: Admin Moderator

New title suggestion:

THE GREAT US ANEK-ZOT!


17 posted on 05/30/2006 8:52:21 AM PDT by Petronski (I just love that woman.)
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To: selang

Language from the planet Zorblot doesn't translate well through Babel Fish, does it?

EYE
BEE
EFF
TEE
ZEE!


18 posted on 05/30/2006 8:52:53 AM PDT by Kieri (Dump "Dangerously Incompetent" Debbie, Support Keith Butler for Senate)
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To: selang
IBTZ!
19 posted on 05/30/2006 8:52:55 AM PDT by guitar4jesus (Black Conservative . . . I think, I vote!)
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To: selang
Can't quite figure whether you've forgotten your meds today or overdosed on them.

Not that it matters.
20 posted on 05/30/2006 8:52:58 AM PDT by LIConFem (It is by will alone I set my mind in motion...)
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