Are you sure that this wasn't in The Onion?!!!!???
Here, my friends, is the logical extension of modern liberalism.
I did a double-take too. Isn't it amazing how you can read something like this, and your innate sense of decency, right and wrong, and plain old common sense tells you it just has to be fake? Sadly, with too many on the Left, there seems to be no line they aren't willing to cross.